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Dustin, Adoption Day Minus One

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Well, it’s been quite a week. Emails and phone calls have been flying back and forth as we prepare to get Dustin. The publisher of “The New Barker” (who’s interested in doing a story about this adoption) has arranged for us to stay at the Hotel Indigo in the Miami Lakes area. I googled it. It looks really nice. The Hotel Indigo is a dog-friendly hotel that caters to those who want a more exclusive experience for themselves and their pets. When the hotel heard about us adopting Dustin, they wanted very much that we should stay with them. And so we are.

I wonder what poor Dustin is making of all of this. He’s spent eight years in a kennel being passed over. Now he’s the center of a whirlwind. I know that he went to the vet yesterday to get checked out and brought up to date on all his shots. And Kathy, the Director of Pet Pal Rescue in Miami, said they will bathe him in time for our arrival. I have no doubt he knows something is up. But how can he know that it’s a positive thing? I can only hope that with time and love he’ll come to enjoy the attention.

Speaking of which, I spent over an hour at the local pet store picking things out for Dustin. It’s amazing how a large dog bed sticking up out of your shopping cart inspires everyone to talk to you. One woman smiled broadly at me in the aisle and said: “My, that looks like a comfortable bed.” Another dog owner explained the best way to clean the bed — “a little Febreeze on the inner pillow makes it smell fresh inside and out.” And one employee was not only happy to hear the entire story, she was even happier to us all about her dogs.

Someone once said that: “the outside of a dog is good for the inside of a man.” I’m starting to believe that.

Dustin

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

I have always found it interesting how fast life changes. If you had asked me a week ago if I had any plans to adopt a dog I would have said: “Huh? What makes you ask that?” Cause not only did I not have any plans to adopt a dog. I had no thoughts of adopting a dog. And aside from a friend who thinks no household is complete without a dog, I’ve had no discussions about adopting a dog.

Guess what? I’m adopting a dog.

And not just any dog. Dustin is a 10 year-old German Shepard / Collie mix whom I haven’t even met. That’s right, I’ve only seen pictures of him. Wait, it gets better. I’m in the Tampa area of Florida. This dog that I’m adopting, the one I’ve never met, he’s in Miami. That’s a five-hour drive. I’m driving five hours to adopt a senior-aged dog that I’ve never met.

Why? Cause he needs a home. Cause Dustin was found at age two wandering in the woods and has lived in a kennel ever since (8 years). Because he’s so shy and retiring that nobody even looks at him any more. Because at age ten he’s a senior dog and people want puppies. Because when the call went out for help they attached pictures and in the picture was a dog with a sweet face and deep brown eyes that seemed resigned to looking at life through the bars of his kennel. And no dog should ever be resigned to that fate.

Dustin

Dustin

Ok, I’m a soft touch. I admit it. Any animal that’s ever met me has figured that out. But I wasn’t looking to adopt a dog. I did anticipate that one day Richard (the friend who believes everyone should have a dog) would eventually break down my resistance and find me a dog that I couldn’t turn away. I just didn’t think that day would be this past Friday.

So here’s how it happened. There I was, minding my own business, when an email appeared asking for help placing Dustin. I get those from time to time. The Internet, despite what some people think, can be used for more than just porn. Sometimes it can be used to do so some good. The email had come from Richard, and it had been forwarded to him by his friend Marilyn, who had gotten it from a shelter volunteer by the name of Kathy. It was about Dustin and Kathy was asking for help placing him.

I knew I shouldn’t have looked at the photos. I knew that could be a killer. But I figured what harm could it do? I had to know what the dog looked like if I were to spread the word that he needed a home. Besides, Richard had sent the email out to about 20 of his friends and I could only assume Marilyn and Kathy had done the same. There was a ton of people who were going to be looking for a home for this dog. So I was safe, right?

I emailed Catherine at work: “What do you think about getting a dog?”

Not surprisingly she wanted to know what I was talking about. I told her. I then forwarded her the original email telling Dustin’s story but left the photos out. Catherine grew up with a Shepard mix and Dustin looked a lot like her dog. It would be unfair to play that card on her. She wrote back: “Send the photos.”

I did. Then I contacted Richard to ask for more information. There was a phone number for Kathy in the email but the area code wasn’t local. Where was Dustin located?

Richard was thrilled that I was interested but admitted not knowing any more than I did. But not to worry, he would find out more and get back to me. While I was waiting to hear from him, Catherine responded to the email that had the photos. Her only comment was: “Contact Richard.” Well, at least she wasn’t going to be angry that I HAD contacted Richard. I then realized that I had an email address for Kathy. So I emailed her that I wanted to know more about Dustin. I was interested.

Within twenty minutes of my email to Richard, he gets back to me that he wasn’t able to get any extra information. His friend Marilyn didn’t know any more than he did and he tried calling the phone number on the email but no one answered. He left a message asking Kathy to contact either one of us. But he was able to figure out that Dustin wasn’t local, he’s in Miami. (Oh well, I’d been meaning to see that city.)

Then I got an email from Kathy. She was thrilled that I was interested. She told me that Dustin is a great dog: healthy, smart, and housebroken. His only drawback is that he isn’t a bubbly, happy, dog. He’s shy and reserved and takes time to warm up to people. Also, there was somebody already looking at Dustin. But that person wasn’t sure if they wanted him cause he was so restrained. That person did plan to make a decision by Sunday and Kathy would be happy to let me know what that decision was.

I wrote back that I’d wait and that I wasn’t bothered by the fact that Dustin wasn’t a bubbly dog. I’d accept him if he stayed quiet and shy and enjoy him if he came out of his shell. I told her that I honestly felt that after eight years in a kennel, having never had a home, it only made sense that Dustin wasn’t about to get excited when someone came into his life. Cause up to now, nobody ever stayed in his life. He never got adopted. He never went home. I completely understood that it would take time for him to warm up to me (if he ever did). Cause it would take time for him to realize that his life had changed and that he now had a home. I was willing to give him that time.

Well, as you can guess, Sunday came and that other person decided not to take Dustin. Kathy emailed to ask if I was still interested. Yes, I said, I’m still interested. What do we do next?

Well, it’s been a flurry of emails. Word went out that Dustin was getting adopted. That network of people who had read his story, and who were now deeply interested in his fate, was now hearing that I was adopting him. I got congratulatory emails from people I didn’t even know. A dog magazine has expressed an interest in doing an article on this adoption — and on all the other adoptions Kathy has made happen for senior dogs. Richard and his partner Byron have graciously offered to come along when we go to adopt Dustin. They plan to take photos and I secretly suspect Richard wants to make this adoption go as easily as possible. He’s determined that I should get a dog.

So now I’m shopping for doggie treats, doggie beds, and doggie toys. A week ago I wasn’t even using the word: doggie. Funny how fast things change.

We go to pick Dustin up this weekend. Stay tuned as the adventure continues.

I Won First Place

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

As many of you know I try to regularly submit to writing contests on the net held by different fiction sites. I don’t do any that require an entry fee. (Too many of those turn out to be scams.) And I do try submit to sites that have a bulletin board where the readers can post comments on the stories. It’s a great way to get feedback from people who don’t know you and who are only reacting to your story. That said, if you follow my example, be prepared to get some off-the-wall comments. Not everybody will see your story the way you do. Some of those comments will be valid and some won’t. The trick here is to spot the difference.

Well, I won one of those contests I was just mentioning. Yup, my story “Tax Time” won first place in www.Anotherealm.com “Tax Time” contest. The interesting thing is that the stories are rated by the readers and it’s that rating that the site uses to determine votes. Incredibly, three of us tied for first place and they had to have a run off vote to determine the winner. I won the run off vote.

(Roll acceptance music.)

“I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me: my mom and dad, (though they don’t own a computer), my wife, my sisters, their spouses, my nephews and nieces, cousins, the newspaper boy, that guy down at the coffee shop, and anybody else who bothered to click a button and give me their approval. Thank you.”

And if you haven’t read the story (and I know there are a few of you out there) you can still read it for FREE here: http://anotherealm.org/modules/AMS/article.php?storyid=33

Trying To Get My Printer To Work

Monday, May 18th, 2009

For various reasons (mainly because I worked for the SPCA) people love sending me animal photos, stories, jokes, and videos. And because I’ve spent almost 20 years being involved in supporting some form of technology they love sending me anything involving animals and technology. Hence, the video I’ve included in today’s post. It’s cute. It’s funny. It’ll make you smile. It involves a cat and a printer (see, animals and technology). But most of all, I’m posting this because I’ve actually seen people deal with their printers in the exact same way this cat is dealing with this printer. I don’t know if that says more about the cat or the people with whom I’ve worked. Just click on the link below.

Trying to get my printer work.

This is Just Too Much Fun

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

I call it “having an appreciation for the B Movie.” My wife can’t understand it. She thinks I’m nuts. She thinks lots of us are nuts. I’ve actually tried to explain the appeal of movies that are so bad that they’re . . . well, good. In a bad sort of way, in a way that their makers never really intended.

It could be that they’re so embarrassing that they’re entertaining — like watching your middle-aged uncle break dance. It could be that they’re so bad that you stop expecting them to be good and can just enjoy how bad they really are – like the trailer for the new, direct to DVD, blockbuster: “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.”

Nope, it’s not a Godzilla movie. It’s a brand new film staring Deborah Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas. The trailer is on YouTube and the buzz on this one has gone viral. I don’t know if the movie will be as horribly fun but the trailer is entertaining as all heck. Check it out here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Friday, May 15th, 2009

There are days when the world is just too complicated for words.

I’d been considering writing a blog entry on that Health Group that recently did a study on how much salt is found in the food of certain restaurants. They declared that the restaurant food is unhealthy. Ok, I appreciate the information. But then this Health Group took things a step further. They began calling on the government to regulate the amount of salt in our food in order to protect us.

Hold on. Wait a minute. I’m all for the government protecting the citizenry but this isn’t like unsafe cars or lead in our paint. This is salt in our food. This is about me being able to say: “Nope, that’s too salty. I’ll have the steamed vegetables instead.” Or, rather, what most people tend to say: “Can I get a double helping of that and hit me with a couple of slices of extra crispy bacon.”

It’s not like I can’t tell it’s salty. It’s not like I don’t know that too much salt can lead to high blood pressure. It’s about me choosing, as an adult, to do what I feel is best for me. When did I surrender the ability to think for myself? When did I become too stupid to make my own choices?

I know that this Health Group is only thinking about the public good but there comes a time when we should all take responsibility for ourselves and simply say: “Hey, I made the decision and I’ll live with the consequences.” It’s not like you have to eat at these places. It’s not like they don’t offer healthier alternatives. It’s about letting us make our own choices.

I thought that was pretty much that until I heard about the case of a Minnesota boy who is suffering from cancer. His family, due to their religious beliefs, has opted to not have him treated with chemotherapy. His doctor says that with therapy he has a 90% chance of survival. Without it, his chances drop to 5%. Social Services got involved and took the parents to court saying that the boy was being “medically neglected.” A judge ruled today that, pending an exam, if the boy’s cancer hasn’t improved, the boy will be forced to undergo chemo.

Wow, what do you say to that? Is this like the salt issue? Is the government stepping in to tell us what is best for us and ignoring that we have a right to decide that for ourselves? Does a thirteen year-old boy have the ability to understand his situation and make a choice that takes into account ALL the issues? Do parents have the right to make a life or death decision for their child based on how they believe God wants us to live? Does society have the right to say: “You’re crazy! We know better than you and we’ll force you to accept medical help even if you believe it is wrong.” Especially when so few many of us still argue over matters of faith?

I would like to slap those defenders of the public health for suggesting that the government regulate our food because I can’t be trusted to make my own decision. I also want to look deep into the eyes of those parents and convince them that, with all due respect to their beliefs, God wants us to do everything we can to save the life of their child and that they should surrender their religious certainty in favor of his continued survival.

So here I am, between the rock and the hard place. Can’t argue one case and not the other. Can’t claim one position and then abandon it.

This is why I write fiction. It’s so much easier when you can decide the outcome, when you always know what’s right. When the worse that can happen is the reader considers you dull.

Just Too Cute

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Fran & Marlo Cowan (married 62 years) impromptu recital

One of the worthwhile uses of the web is to spread these kinds of viral videos. I know, I know, most times these things are just commercials for things we don’t want but this isn’t that kind of video. It’s a performance by an older couple on the piano. According the site that’s hosting the clip, it’s a spontaneous performance that happened in the lobby of the Mayo clinic. It’s obviously a practised performance. But it’s cute and it reminds us that there is talent all around us and we only have to be willing to watch and listen. Enjoy.

A Call to Arms! (Actually, a call for votes)

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Hey all,

In an unapologetic and shameless attempt to win a contest I am calling on all my loyal fans (all three of you) to vote for my short story: “Tax Time.” It’s presently in a battle for first place in the “Tax” contest on www.anotherealm.com.

If you haven’t read it, or if you’ve read it, loved it, but forgot to vote for it, here’s the link: http://anotherealm.org/modules/AMS/article.php?storyid=33.

All you have to do is scroll to the bottom and click on “Rate Article.” (Read the story first but then scroll down.) That will take you to a page where you can rate the story on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m looking for 10’s here, folks. Then click on “Submit Rating.”

That’s it! Walk away. You’ve cast your vote and you’ve helped me to win bragging rights by winning the contest. There’s no money in it but money isn’t everything. Sometimes being told that you’re the “best” is all that matters. (And I know most of the guys out there totally agree with me. Am I right? Huh? Huh? Wink. Wink. Nod. Nod. Say no more. Say no more.)

Oh, you can read the other stories if you want. And you can certainly email me what you think of my story. Good. Bad. Indifferent. I want your input. And your votes!

Peace.

Other people, they’re strange, and that’s the truth.

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

“I just read your story and you are one strange fella. I mean that in a good way but, well, you’re strange.”

I get that sometimes.

This time it was my friend Susan who was letting me know that she’d read my story: “A Box Full of Nothing.” (Which can still be read for free at: http://www.anotherealm.com/2007/ar110107.html).

“Your protagonist was so obnoxious I just wanted to smack him.”

I smiled. That’s good cause it meant that, as a writer, I’d done my job – I got her emotionally connected. But how, I wondered, did that make me strange? Well, Susan got distracted and I never did get an answer on that one.

The truth of the matter is that I find that story to be rather mild and tame. So I can only assume that she thought the idea of the story was strange. That would make the person who thought it up (me) a little strange as well.

I get that a lot too.

But in my own defense I tend to think that people in general are strange. As a writer I just write it down. Don’t believe me? Here’s a case in point:

This past weekend I was at a big amusement park. I think you can guess which one. And in this post 9/11 world even a bunch of tourists are required to open their bags in front of security to prove that their only intentions are to spend money and act like kids. No biggie, really, it’s the same wherever you go.

But right behind me were a group of young ladies (16 or 17 years of age) who got rather concerned when they saw the sign that said: “All bags will be checked.”

“Really? I have to open my bag?” The security guard simply pointed at the sign. The girl then handed over a pink, leather, rectangular shoulder bag. It was unusual in that it wasn’t a regular purse. It resembled more like a high-end duffle bag but only smaller – more compact. “This is so embarrassing,” she muttered, and her girlfriends all started to giggle.

The security guard, uncertain what he’d find, opened the bag cautiously. In it was a three-foot tall porcelain doll. Only, this wasn’t your grandmother’s porcelain doll. It was thin, pale white, with platinum hair, and was dressed in black leather Goth clothing. I recognized that it was in the style of Japanese animation so I assumed it was one of the very popular Anime characters the 16 year-olds all seem to love.

The guard took a look at the very realistic face and the cold glass eyes and said: “Whoa, that’s kinda creepy.”

The young lady smiled apologetically and as she took back her bag responded: “Yeah, it must seem like you found a dead body, or something, in my purse.”

BAM! I got a story.

Can you blame me? A pink leather satchel. A creepy human-like doll. A tourist trap filled with happy vacationers. Who couldn’t write a story out of that?

Oddly enough, a friend of mine already has. That’s why I recognized the doll. He describes it in detail in a horror story he wrote called “The Dollfie Murder” for “Strange Mysteries” published by Whortleberry Press (available here: http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/strange-mysteries/6413232) . It has all the same elements except for the tourist trap (and since Mike lives in NJ you can’t fault him for that).

So how strange is that? And I didn’t have a thing to do with it. It really happened and it happened to other people. I just saw the potential in it. So, despite what some of you may think – it’s not me. Other people, they’re strange, and that’s the truth.

Once More Into The Breach

Monday, April 6th, 2009

As some of you may recall I’ve tried writing a Blog before and gave it up several times. I’m not sure if it was because I just ran out of interesting things to say or I felt embarrassed to think of myself as witty enough, or smart enough, or delusional enough to need a public forum to speak to the world.

Well, I’ve been trying to update my web presence and have come to conclude that I DO need a blog. Not so much cause the world needs to hear what I have to say but because I need a way to spread the word. And by the word, I mean announcements about my writing, really cool YouTube videos I think people would enjoy, great new music I’ve discovered, thoughts I have on the state of our country, our world, and our society. There are days that I just want to stand up and yell at the world. And since I’m pretty sure my neighbors would rather I didn’t – a blog seems like a less annoying way to go.

So, here we go again. I’ll try to keep it entertaining. I’ll try to keep it updated on a regular basis. I’ll try to keep my rants to a minimum but you should expect to see them once in a while. I’ll try, really try, to make it worth your while.

To quote the bard: “Once more, into the breach!”
(For those of you who don’t know Shakespeare, that’s: “Here we go again!”)