Archive for May, 2009

I Won First Place

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

As many of you know I try to regularly submit to writing contests on the net held by different fiction sites. I don’t do any that require an entry fee. (Too many of those turn out to be scams.) And I do try submit to sites that have a bulletin board where the readers can post comments on the stories. It’s a great way to get feedback from people who don’t know you and who are only reacting to your story. That said, if you follow my example, be prepared to get some off-the-wall comments. Not everybody will see your story the way you do. Some of those comments will be valid and some won’t. The trick here is to spot the difference.

Well, I won one of those contests I was just mentioning. Yup, my story “Tax Time” won first place in www.Anotherealm.com “Tax Time” contest. The interesting thing is that the stories are rated by the readers and it’s that rating that the site uses to determine votes. Incredibly, three of us tied for first place and they had to have a run off vote to determine the winner. I won the run off vote.

(Roll acceptance music.)

“I’d like to thank everyone who voted for me: my mom and dad, (though they don’t own a computer), my wife, my sisters, their spouses, my nephews and nieces, cousins, the newspaper boy, that guy down at the coffee shop, and anybody else who bothered to click a button and give me their approval. Thank you.”

And if you haven’t read the story (and I know there are a few of you out there) you can still read it for FREE here: http://anotherealm.org/modules/AMS/article.php?storyid=33

Sha’Daa on BlogTalk Radio

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Tomorrow night (Saturday 5/30/09) at 11 pm Michael Hanson will be appearing on Ben Eads’ BlogTalkRadio program “Dark Fiction Show.” Mike, as you know, is the creative force behind “Sha’Daa Tales of the Apocalypse.” It should be an interesting show cause you’ll get the hear Mike explain his inspiration for the book and how he (with the help of Editor Ed McKeown) wrangled over a dozen writers (think cats) into some semblance of a cohesive whole. Just go to their website: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Dark-Fiction-Show to hear the broadcast or the show can be downloaded as a podcast after it airs on Saturday.

The Queen Has a Golden One

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Sometimes the world makes me smile. Take this tidbit from late last week. Ninetendo, the makers of video games and video games systems, gave the Queen of England a (get this) gold-plated Wii. Why? Cause it seems that the Queen is a Wii addict. She (according to insiders) spent a lot of time last Christmas playing on Prince William’s Wii set. The good people at Ninetendo (spotting a promotional opportunity when they see one) decided the Queen should have her own Wii console and, since it IS the Queen of England, decided it should be gold-plated. There is no word yet on what the Queen thinks of the gift.

Now I get that the Queen is just like anyone else and probably enjoys a rousing game of Wii bowling. And I get that Nintendo saw an opportunity to get a little press and maybe charm a few British citizens with this gift. But it’s practically June. Six months to gold-plate a Wii console? Come on, that’s dragging your feet. Given the attention span of most gamers they may have completely missed the window of opportunity here. For all we know the Queen may now be on to playing “Halo” on a Sony Playstation. And what does that mean for Sony? They’ll have to come up with a diamond-encrusted Playstation just to keep up.

This could start a whole new kind of arms race.

Something To Aspire To

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

Today I read an article on Yahoo about a blogging Great-Grandmother whose death is being mourned in Spain. It seems the granny got a blog page as a gift back in 2006 at the age of 95. Since then she dictated her blog entries to her grandson to enter (she had cataracts) and the remembrances of her life and experiences drew over a million and a half visitors. There were over 500 messages of remembrances on her page today. The article (which I’ve just summarized for you) is here: http://tech.yahoo.com/news/nm/20090522/wr_nm/us_spain_granny

Cool, huh?

I was particularly touched by this story since I’ve longed lamented the loss of our connection to each other. People rarely live with extended families any more. Grandkids don’t often sit to hear what life was like for Grandpa. The life lessons, family history, stories, family recipes we are all entitled to are being lost. When you consider that for thousands of years that was the only way one generation of human beings could impart to the next generation all the important stuff they’d learned, it seems like a real shame. And technology often doesn’t help. How many of us know a kid who spends so much time with his Ipod that he doesn’t notice what he’s missing.

But technology can also help. I keep up with friends and family on the internet. My neice loves to text me just to text me. And in the case of this grandmother an entire world got to know one little old lady and to hear her stories. Her life, her lessons, and her thoughts will be remembered.

If that isn’t something to aspire to then I don’t know what is.

Trying To Get My Printer To Work

Monday, May 18th, 2009

For various reasons (mainly because I worked for the SPCA) people love sending me animal photos, stories, jokes, and videos. And because I’ve spent almost 20 years being involved in supporting some form of technology they love sending me anything involving animals and technology. Hence, the video I’ve included in today’s post. It’s cute. It’s funny. It’ll make you smile. It involves a cat and a printer (see, animals and technology). But most of all, I’m posting this because I’ve actually seen people deal with their printers in the exact same way this cat is dealing with this printer. I don’t know if that says more about the cat or the people with whom I’ve worked. Just click on the link below.

Trying to get my printer work.

This is Just Too Much Fun

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

I call it “having an appreciation for the B Movie.” My wife can’t understand it. She thinks I’m nuts. She thinks lots of us are nuts. I’ve actually tried to explain the appeal of movies that are so bad that they’re . . . well, good. In a bad sort of way, in a way that their makers never really intended.

It could be that they’re so embarrassing that they’re entertaining — like watching your middle-aged uncle break dance. It could be that they’re so bad that you stop expecting them to be good and can just enjoy how bad they really are – like the trailer for the new, direct to DVD, blockbuster: “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.”

Nope, it’s not a Godzilla movie. It’s a brand new film staring Deborah Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas. The trailer is on YouTube and the buzz on this one has gone viral. I don’t know if the movie will be as horribly fun but the trailer is entertaining as all heck. Check it out here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Friday, May 15th, 2009

There are days when the world is just too complicated for words.

I’d been considering writing a blog entry on that Health Group that recently did a study on how much salt is found in the food of certain restaurants. They declared that the restaurant food is unhealthy. Ok, I appreciate the information. But then this Health Group took things a step further. They began calling on the government to regulate the amount of salt in our food in order to protect us.

Hold on. Wait a minute. I’m all for the government protecting the citizenry but this isn’t like unsafe cars or lead in our paint. This is salt in our food. This is about me being able to say: “Nope, that’s too salty. I’ll have the steamed vegetables instead.” Or, rather, what most people tend to say: “Can I get a double helping of that and hit me with a couple of slices of extra crispy bacon.”

It’s not like I can’t tell it’s salty. It’s not like I don’t know that too much salt can lead to high blood pressure. It’s about me choosing, as an adult, to do what I feel is best for me. When did I surrender the ability to think for myself? When did I become too stupid to make my own choices?

I know that this Health Group is only thinking about the public good but there comes a time when we should all take responsibility for ourselves and simply say: “Hey, I made the decision and I’ll live with the consequences.” It’s not like you have to eat at these places. It’s not like they don’t offer healthier alternatives. It’s about letting us make our own choices.

I thought that was pretty much that until I heard about the case of a Minnesota boy who is suffering from cancer. His family, due to their religious beliefs, has opted to not have him treated with chemotherapy. His doctor says that with therapy he has a 90% chance of survival. Without it, his chances drop to 5%. Social Services got involved and took the parents to court saying that the boy was being “medically neglected.” A judge ruled today that, pending an exam, if the boy’s cancer hasn’t improved, the boy will be forced to undergo chemo.

Wow, what do you say to that? Is this like the salt issue? Is the government stepping in to tell us what is best for us and ignoring that we have a right to decide that for ourselves? Does a thirteen year-old boy have the ability to understand his situation and make a choice that takes into account ALL the issues? Do parents have the right to make a life or death decision for their child based on how they believe God wants us to live? Does society have the right to say: “You’re crazy! We know better than you and we’ll force you to accept medical help even if you believe it is wrong.” Especially when so few many of us still argue over matters of faith?

I would like to slap those defenders of the public health for suggesting that the government regulate our food because I can’t be trusted to make my own decision. I also want to look deep into the eyes of those parents and convince them that, with all due respect to their beliefs, God wants us to do everything we can to save the life of their child and that they should surrender their religious certainty in favor of his continued survival.

So here I am, between the rock and the hard place. Can’t argue one case and not the other. Can’t claim one position and then abandon it.

This is why I write fiction. It’s so much easier when you can decide the outcome, when you always know what’s right. When the worse that can happen is the reader considers you dull.

Once Again, I Need Your Votes

Monday, May 11th, 2009

In an unprecedented 3-way tie, my story Tax Time is tied for First Place with three other stories in the “Tax Time” Flash Fiction Contest. The good people at www.Anotherealm.com have opted to let the readers decide who should win the contest. Now there isn’t any prize money to be won but there are bragging rights to be had. So, I need your votes! If you liked my story, or think that you would like my story once you read it, hop over to Anotherealm.com and vote for it. I have no idea when the cutoff date for voting is so vote sooner rather than later. Here’s the link: Vote For Me!

Just Too Cute

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Fran & Marlo Cowan (married 62 years) impromptu recital

One of the worthwhile uses of the web is to spread these kinds of viral videos. I know, I know, most times these things are just commercials for things we don’t want but this isn’t that kind of video. It’s a performance by an older couple on the piano. According the site that’s hosting the clip, it’s a spontaneous performance that happened in the lobby of the Mayo clinic. It’s obviously a practised performance. But it’s cute and it reminds us that there is talent all around us and we only have to be willing to watch and listen. Enjoy.

I Just Read

Monday, May 4th, 2009

I just finished reading Rickles Book by Don Rickles. It’s Don Rickles memoirs and I have to say it was a fun read. For those of you who might be too young to instantly remember Don, he’s a comedian who’s been making people laugh since the 1940’s by insulting the rich and famous. His most recent work is as the voice of Mr. Potato Head in the Toy Story movies.

This memoir reads like Rickles’ act: fast, snappy, and always with a punch line. The chapters are each two or three pages long and are anecdotes of his life, career, family, and friends. For fans of Frank Sinatra there are a ton of stories about Frankie in here. Don tells about how he first met Frank – their mother’s arranged it. He tells about what a prankster Frank was – he once locked Don, naked, outside of the steam room at a major Vegas hotel. Don apologized to the crowd and then asked Frank nicely through the door to let him back in. He talks about being one of the pallbearers at Sinatra’s funeral, and about how much he’ll miss the man.

The book is like sitting down with your eighty year-old grandfather, after he’s has a couple of glasses of wine, and listening to some very funny, sweet, and honest stories of what life was like for a comedian in N.Y., Miami, Las Vegas, and Hollywood. Of the people he’d met, the places he’d been, and the friends he’d been able to make.

If you are a fan of Don, liked the “Rat Pack,” or loved the days where a club owner could be a legitimate business man and still have lots of . . . not so legitimate friends, you’ll love this book. I did.